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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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