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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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