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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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