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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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