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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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