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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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