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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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