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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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