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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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