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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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