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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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