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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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