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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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