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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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