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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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