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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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