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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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