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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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