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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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