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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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