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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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