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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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