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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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