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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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