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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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