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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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