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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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