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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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