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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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