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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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