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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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