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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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