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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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