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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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