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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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