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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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