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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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