Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.