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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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