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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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