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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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