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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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