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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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