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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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