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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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