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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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