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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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