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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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