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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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