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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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