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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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